A trip to Wal-Mart

Dear Pedestrians,
Just because you have the right of way does not mean you have to take your sweet time crossing in front of me. Also? If you're texting and walking, I cannot be held responsible for my actions
Love,
Tabitha

Dear Big Black Truck Blocking the Entire Front Entrance,
I'm truly sorry your passenger is handicapped. That really sucks. But did you know that there are 4 empty handicap spots available just for you guys only 3 feet away? And did you see the little old lady who was having to walk around your huge ass truck, leaning on her buggy and using a cane? Did you see how far she walked and the effort she put into it? Yeah, I think you can do it too. And if you block that little old lady's way again, I'm going to kick your moronic ass.
Love,
Tabitha

Dear Toothless Bread Man,
No. You may not put your hotdog in my bun. What the fuck?
Love,
Tabitha

Dear Self-Checkout,
Yes, I know I am supposed to put my item on the scale after I check it. But could you give me one goddamn minute?
Love,
Tabitha

Dear Ugly Bastard with the Ugly Car,
Get that huge garbage bag out of your backseat and you might be able to see me, thereby avoiding pulling into my lane and nearly running me off the road. What is that anyway? Your clothes? Also? Get the college sticker off your car. You know you didn't go to college and your ugly car is making it look bad.
Love,
Tabitha